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Here are the comrades [of the jury],
in whose envelopes there are 15 points.

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Svetlana Zhil'tsova: But now let's begin the warm-up!

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Let's get to know today's two teams.
How do we usually get to know one another?

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Well, usually with answers and questions.

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We decided not to break with this tradition and
begin today's warm-up with questions and answers.

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With the help of these questions and answers,
the two teams will be able to get acquainted.

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Is the assignment clear? For every interesting answer--or rather,
for every interesting question, the team can get one point.

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For every correct and clever answer
the team can also get one point.

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Each team will have 15 seconds to think over
each question. Is the assignment clear?

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The first to ask questions will be the Banner of Labor Factory Team!
Please go ahead. Come to the microphone.

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Q: What is in this bag?
--You have twenty seconds to answer.

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[Zhil'tsova]: Your time is up; please give your answer.
A representative of the City of Friazino team
please give your answer, your time is up.

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A: Obviously, it contains the mailbox
in which they brought this envelope.

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[Zhil'tsova]: are you satisfied with that answer?

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[Banner of Labor rep]: Absolutely not!
This bag contains the commemorative plaque that
tomorrow will be hung in this television theater:

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«On May 15, the Friazino City team
participated in the KVN final.»

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[Zhil'tsova]: Next question

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[Banner of labor rep]: Can you buy, for 100 rubles, 20.5 cubic meters
of sparkling water without syrup, and, if not, then how many?
Zh: start the clock...

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Zh: Ok, answer please.
[Friazino]: Everything depends on, uh,
...yes you can--that's our first answer.
It all depends on how much water the
sparkling water lady pours out into your glass.

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Zh: Is that the right answer?
[Banner of labor rep]: the Friazintsy are wrong in one sense--
for 100 rubles you can only buy two cubic meters.

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Zh: Next question.
[Friazino]: How much does a does a pound of grief cost?

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It costs the opposite of a pound of raisins--
they are sweet and grief is bitter.

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[Banner of labor]: 2.75 without the cost of the plate.
Zh: next question!

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[Banner of labor]: Our next question will be in mime.

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Zh: Set the clock, please.

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[Friazino]: Well, it seems that the train has left,
but he realized he still had his friends' tickets,
so he stepped into the telegraph office
in order to get the tickets to his friends.

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Zh: is that answer correct?

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[Banner of Labor]: That is correct. The answer is
"citizens who are accompanying guests to the train:
do not forget to give them their tickets"

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[Zh]: One more question.
[Banner of Labor]: Who goes in the forest and who goes to get wood?
Zh: start the clock

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[Friazino]: The forest manufacturing collective
[lespromkhoz] goes in the forest,
and the forest cooperative
[lessel'khoz] goes to get wood.

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Zh: is that correct?
[Banner of labor]: Firewood is a central question
for those who don't have central heat!