WEBVTT 1 00:00:00.400 --> 00:00:03.100 If you remember, I promised you 2 00:00:03.101 --> 00:00:05.241 I would return with the photograph of Ippolit? 3 00:00:09.880 --> 00:00:14.761 - Oh, how terrible! - You're an adventurer! 4 00:00:14.800 --> 00:00:17.601 - What a pity! - You're an insolent man! 5 00:00:17.700 --> 00:00:19.681 Such small pieces! 6 00:00:19.682 --> 00:00:23.161 - You're a shameless boor! - Of course. 7 00:00:23.162 --> 00:00:24.761 - A gangster! - Of course. 8 00:00:24.820 --> 00:00:26.441 - A barbarian! - Of course. 9 00:00:29.051 --> 00:00:31.241 - An alcoholic. - Of course. 10 00:00:32.241 --> 00:00:34.081 - A dolt. - Yes, yes. 11 00:00:35.061 --> 00:00:37.441 You know who you are?.. 12 00:00:49.661 --> 00:00:51.401 Let's not open it. 13 00:00:52.700 --> 00:00:54.641 We're not in. 14 00:00:59.561 --> 00:01:03.581 Whoever it is, let's not open the door. 15 00:01:05.300 --> 00:01:07.001 Strange people. 16 00:01:08.240 --> 00:01:10.521 If we don't open, that means we're not in. 17 00:01:12.000 --> 00:01:14.561 And if we're in but we don't open it, 18 00:01:16.080 --> 00:01:18.561 that means we don't want to see anyone. 19 00:01:24.321 --> 00:01:25.961 How tactless! 20 00:01:27.160 --> 00:01:29.041 How ill-bred! 21 00:01:32.700 --> 00:01:34.700 That's too much! 22 00:01:35.100 --> 00:01:36.800 Now that's just hooliganism! 23 00:01:36.800 --> 00:01:39.161 We won't open to spite them. 24 00:01:46.221 --> 00:01:48.161 Tough it out, Nadya. 25 00:01:48.961 --> 00:01:51.441 Have they lost their mind? 26 00:01:54.321 --> 00:01:56.281 Be brave. 27 00:02:01.601 --> 00:02:03.201 We will have to open. 28 00:02:04.841 --> 00:02:07.401 Or they'll break down the door. 29 00:02:07.403 --> 00:02:09.641 All right, then I'll open it. 30 00:02:10.821 --> 00:02:11.921 Zhenya! 31 00:02:12.000 --> 00:02:13.841 Control yourself! 32 00:02:19.500 --> 00:02:23.601 Guys! It's me breaking down your door. 33 00:02:25.001 --> 00:02:26.801 I've come... 34 00:02:28.561 --> 00:02:32.441 to wish you a Happy New Year. 35 00:02:32.520 --> 00:02:34.921 Please accept... Well, you know. 36 00:02:35.681 --> 00:02:38.001 I'm hungry as hell! 37 00:02:38.321 --> 00:02:41.640 That's the first time I see you in such a state! 38 00:02:43.161 --> 00:02:46.041 It is the first time I am in such a state. 39 00:02:46.050 --> 00:02:48.961 It's the first time I see myself in such a state. 40 00:02:48.962 --> 00:02:52.201 "Outside a young fellow got chilled to the marrow." 41 00:02:53.840 --> 00:02:58.601 Thin soles. He knows. 42 00:02:58.680 --> 00:03:00.841 He knows everything. 43 00:03:01.641 --> 00:03:04.681 But I met these kind people! 44 00:03:05.281 --> 00:03:09.361 They gave me shelter, they mugged me and confronted me... 45 00:03:10.361 --> 00:03:12.921 I mean, they picked me up and warmed me... 46 00:03:15.241 --> 00:03:18.041 Life is an amazing thing. 47 00:03:18.043 --> 00:03:21.161 It's so full of the unexpected. 48 00:03:22.001 --> 00:03:24.081 Excuse me... 49 00:03:28.041 --> 00:03:31.201 And that is absolutely wonderful! 50 00:03:31.290 --> 00:03:33.921 Can there be a programmed, 51 00:03:33.923 --> 00:03:37.161 predictable and planned happiness? 52 00:03:41.721 --> 00:03:44.801 My god! We live such boring lives! 53 00:03:45.320 --> 00:03:48.241 We lost the spirit of adventure! 54 00:03:48.542 --> 00:03:51.641 We no longer climb through windows to see our loved ones, 55 00:03:51.643 --> 00:03:54.961 we are afraid of doing great stupid things. 56 00:03:57.021 --> 00:04:03.241 It's awful! Your fish in aspic tastes positively awful! 57 00:04:08.601 --> 00:04:12.601 Next year on New Year's Eve I'll go to a bathhouse. 58 00:04:14.561 --> 00:04:16.721 Why wait a whole year? 59 00:04:18.600 --> 00:04:21.281 That's right. Good idea! 60 00:04:22.561 --> 00:04:24.081 How true! 61 00:04:25.641 --> 00:04:29.281 Let me through. 62 00:04:31.061 --> 00:04:32.801 Thank you. 63 00:04:50.000 --> 00:04:53.641 I think he turned on the water. What for? 64 00:04:59.061 --> 00:05:02.081 Are you out of your mind?! Stop it immediately! 65 00:05:02.090 --> 00:05:04.401 Won't even think of it! 66 00:05:05.481 --> 00:05:07.800 --Do you understand what you're doing? --Don't touch me! Close that. 67 00:05:10.000 --> 00:05:11.900 Ippolit, you'll ruin your coat. 68 00:05:11.901 --> 00:05:14.641 Nadya, don't nit-pick! 69 00:05:14.600 --> 00:05:17.601 Ippolit, I beg you to get out of there! 70 00:05:18.041 --> 00:05:20.001 Would you at least take off your hat. 71 00:05:20.040 --> 00:05:23.561 I feel comfortable as it is. And you shut up! 72 00:05:27.041 --> 00:05:29.401 There's warm water! 73 00:05:29.501 --> 00:05:33.721 On New Year's Eve a man goes to a bathhouse. 74 00:05:33.729 --> 00:05:36.201 This characterizes him very positively. 75 00:05:36.501 --> 00:05:39.641 There he gets drunk, celebrating his engagement. 76 00:05:39.644 --> 00:05:41.681 Another positive characteristic. 77 00:05:41.984 --> 00:05:47.281 Then he is loaded on an airplane like a log, 78 00:05:48.000 --> 00:05:50.801 and he finds himself in another city. 79 00:05:51.720 --> 00:05:54.521 Would you scrub my back, please. 80 00:05:55.480 --> 00:05:58.161 Is it that difficult? 81 00:05:59.481 --> 00:06:02.021 Well, as you wish. 82 00:06:03.641 --> 00:06:05.521 What can I do? 83 00:06:09.841 --> 00:06:15.241 In that city he meets another woman. 84 00:06:16.481 --> 00:06:20.521 He forgets about his Moscow fiancee, naturally, 85 00:06:23.700 --> 00:06:27.361 and sets up with this new one in Leningrad. 86 00:06:31.121 --> 00:06:36.835 All because he is a man of high moral standards. 87 00:06:36.837 --> 00:06:38.481 Please, stop it. 88 00:06:38.961 --> 00:06:40.681 You take that as an offense? 89 00:06:40.683 --> 00:06:42.361 Don't be offended. It is the truth. 90 00:06:42.365 --> 00:06:47.540 One can't be offended at the truth, even if it's the bitter truth. 91 00:06:47.543 --> 00:06:53.801 Nadya, in such a short time one can destroy the past, 92 00:06:53.803 --> 00:06:57.521 but one can't build a future. 93 00:06:58.541 --> 00:07:00.321 It's not impossible. 94 00:07:00.700 --> 00:07:03.045 The New Year's night is coming to an end. 95 00:07:03.050 --> 00:07:07.441 Tomorrow will bring a hangover and emptiness. 96 00:07:08.481 --> 00:07:13.921 The most important thing is that you both know I'm right.